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Song Parodies -> "Vamping in the Dark"

Original Song Title:

"Dancing in the Dark"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Vamping in the Dark"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Lancing in the dark, dude has chew friends;
He’s champing on the mark till your hue blends
With wanness of this monster who bites you sere
White-faced, you’re dry, your serum gone.

Snoozing in the light. . .all night, drew blood;
He’ll bite ’n’ cause ya fright; face ain’t too rud-
dy. . .got a pasty hue and he severs,
Vamping in the dark.

Lusts for blood not cold,
Sucks your blood, I’m told—
A clench, then leak is sprung.

Beating hearts are mined
For that taste sublime—
Cheered one is now a sered one.

Used to the night skies; sun ain’t too good
For guys, gals who incise and then chew good.
If they should face a new day, they’d never
Vamp it. . .up in sparks.

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LadyNoshCake - October 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Pirate Jacques de Barrel, I grant thee the Duke 0Nosh award, Sir ! . . . N O S H ~ O N
Barry J. Mitchel - October 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Toothsome word subs! I was surprised at the content despite the coming ghouliday; if your title had been "Vampires in the Dark", I would have known what to expect. Here's one suggestion: "dark night skies" is easier to sing; "the" is awkward to accent. But 555.

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