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Song Parodies -> "Undone Bridge and Falling Crown"

Original Song Title:

"London Bridge Is Falling Down"

Original Performer:

Mother Goose Rhyme

Parody Song Title:

"Undone Bridge and Falling Crown"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Undone bridge and falling crown,
Falling crown, falling crown,
Undone bridge and falling crown,
And there's caries.

Make the molds with plastic clay,
Plastic clay, plastic clay,
Make the molds with plastic clay,
Then drill caries.

With the jet spray, wash away,
Wash away, wash away,
With the jet spray, wash away
Dreck from caries.

Fill holes up with sticky mortar,
Sticky mortar, sticky mortar,
Fill holes up with sticky mortar
In drilled caries.

Sticky mortar won't decay,
Won't decay, won't decay,
Sticky mortar won't decay--
Helps stop caries.

Add support with tungsten-steel,
Tungsten-steel, tungsten-steel,
Add support with tungsten-steel. . .
Large load carries.

Silver fillings are now gold,
Are now gold, are now gold,
Silver fillings are now gold:
14 carat.

Silver gone; gilt, filled holes deep as a bay,
Deep as a bay, deep as a bay,
Silver gone; gilt, filled holes deep as a bay
En Mar Caribe.

Maloccluded is the bite,
Is the bite, is the bite,
Maloccluded is the bite--
Looks quite scary.

Dig into your pockets deep,
Pockets deep, pockets deep,
Dig into your pockets deep,
Say Hail Marys.

Bill might give you quite a big fright,
Quite a big fright, quite a big fright,
Bill might give you quite a big fright--
Charges carry.

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Overall Rating: 4.6

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AFW - March 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice dental sentimentality
alvin rhodes - March 22, 2006 - Report this comment
painfully funny
John Barry - March 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW, Alvin.
Tommy Turtle - March 22, 2006 - Report this comment
JAB continues gander at Goose genre. Unorthodontic and bracing. 5s
Larry Hensley - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Very sturdy parody, 555s
Red Ant - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
5s if for no other reason that this reminded me to my upcoming dental appoinment. Well constructed, unlike the fillings that have all but fallen apart in the 6 months I've had them

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