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Song Parodies -> "Got a Hoe for Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Be Home for Christmas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Got a Hoe for Christmas"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I'm dreaming tonight
Of the land I love
In which vegetables once grew.

Although it's fallow,
Hard as a race track,
I'll prod anew.

Got a hoe for Christmas
For a planting spree.
In each row, seeds, mignon, sow
To presently burst free.

Crisp mix, peas, dill thyme, wheat,
Pears, rye; lunchtime feeds.
Got a hoe for Christmas,
But only growth is weeds.

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alvin - December 10, 2007 - Report this comment
hoe hoe hoe
AFW - December 10, 2007 - Report this comment
I dig this one...
littleCupCakes - December 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Sir John, my heart or 'hoe' goes out to you.
MrMacphisto - December 10, 2007 - Report this comment
You've got hoes in different area codes... 5-5-5
Invisible Boy - December 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks for not taking me to where I thought you were going to...
Guy - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Ho de doh! Either Homer Simpson gardening or ebonics for hold the door.
Alpha Skua - October 15, 2017 - Report this comment
Q. What dose santa do in his garden? A. He gose HOE,HOE,HOE

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