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Song Parodies -> "It Is Such a Memory Hog, Windows"
Original Song Title:
"How Much Is That Doggie in the Window?"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Patti Page
Parody Song Title:
"It Is Such a Memory Hog, Windows"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
It Is Such a Memory Hog, Windows—
It is such a memory hog, Windows—
One gig just to boot up then fail.
It is such a memory hog, Windows,
For login, bloggin', and e-mail.
The company's not in California
But up where they slurp Starbuck foam.
In 20-plus years, the firm has grown some. . .
Still run by a four-eyed geek gnome.
A monopoly, it simply clobbers
Mercilessly any upstart
That will not kowtow or pay protection.
The firm, like the weather, is dark.
The apps, when they run, are really shitty.
The parity bits are a crock.
So Windows is like a net for fishies—
Intruders seep through and unlock.
It is such a memory hog, Windows—
One gig just to boot up then fail.
It is such a memory hog, Windows,
For login, bloggin', and e-mail.
It is such a memory hog, Windows—
One gig just to boot up then fail.
It is such a memory hog, Windows,
For login, bloggin', and e-mail.
The company's not in California
But up where they slurp Starbuck foam.
In 20-plus years, the firm has grown some. . .
Still run by a four-eyed geek gnome.
A monopoly, it simply clobbers
Mercilessly any upstart
That will not kowtow or pay protection.
The firm, like the weather, is dark.
The apps, when they run, are really shitty.
The parity bits are a crock.
So Windows is like a net for fishies—
Intruders seep through and unlock.
It is such a memory hog, Windows—
One gig just to boot up then fail.
It is such a memory hog, Windows,
For login, bloggin', and e-mail.
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If NORTON doesn't help, try KRAMDEN.
Boy did I ever enjoy THIS one, John!! Right on de dough! Johnny D, good one!
Thanks, JD and Rod. How about RAMden?
"One gig just to boot up then fail" - Excellent!
Very clever. I must give you a perfect score on this one.
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