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Song Parodies -> "Bern, Bern, Bern"

Original Song Title:

"Turn, Turn, Turn"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Bern, Bern, Bern"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Doing his thing, Bern, Bern Bern.
Crowds he is pleasing, Bern, Bern, Bern,
but his time as the Hill’s scourge will be ending.

His time will be shorn; his hair will still fly;
she of the pantsuit’s gonna reap
more delegates when starts the deal,
though she might say to him: “Be veep.”

Doing his thing, Bern, Bern Bern.
Crowds he is pleasing, Bern, Bern, Bern,
and his time as Wall Street’s scourge is never-ending.

Movement he built, but it will break down;
ain’t got a chance; it’s no new morn.
The man is just too one-note,
to which he is completely tethered.

Doing his thing, Bern, Bern Bern.
Crowds he is pleasing, Bern, Bern, Bern.
He has lots of dough to burn, and he is spending.

The guy is loved by a substrate
of folks who roar when he repeats
his rote rap in the race,
but his presence will be effacing.

Doing his thing, Bern, Bern Bern.
Down convention eve: spurn, spurn, spurn.
Just like some others, his dirge will be impending.

Some time he gains, but he will lose;
campaign will end; he’ll leave the show.
All of the love cannot abate
rival’s two-piece ensemble—that’s his fate.

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Total Votes: 10

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Timmy1000 - February 25, 2016 - Report this comment
Most likely, this will happen - can you say Eugene McCarthy or George McGovern? He has surprised so far. He is not nasty enough for this current group in both parties.
Porfle Popnecker - February 25, 2016 - Report this comment
Good one.
Jonathan - February 25, 2016 - Report this comment
it's a beautiful day The Byrds are singing and John A. Barry is writing a parody of it! 5's
Patrick - February 25, 2016 - Report this comment
Great use of an original song. My brother likes to point out that Hillary's clothing selection has a certain Maoist look to it. A Sanders-Trump race would be entertaining to be sure. Trump against Hillary will still be fun to watch. Vice President Sanders? Not an over-taxed dime's worth of difference between him and Clinton. Scariest thought: someone asked Hillary if she would consider nominating Barack Obama to the Supreme Court. She sounded surprised, then came back with "That's a wonderful idea!". If Clinton wins in November Obama would almost certainly pardon her for anything she may have done regarding the emails.

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