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Song Parodies -> "I Farted and Smoke. . . ."

Original Song Title:

"I Started a Joke"

Original Performer:

Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"I Farted and Smoke. . . ."

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I farted, and smoke emitted; folks started dying,
Metaphorically. Folks were glaring at me, uh oh!

They started to cry, as if in a riot's gassing—
So bad, they couldn't see to hit, kick, or poke me.

Gas rose to the sky, hitting some ducks, just flying by.
Then they fell down, dead, landing on heads that were not shielded.

Well, I just couldn't hide my shame, so I started leaving.
But before I could flee, they held down and smoked me.

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Pacing: 3.1
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.1

Total Votes: 8

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Johnny D - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
*cough* *cough* LOL!! *cough*
AFW - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
alvin rhodes - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
these lyrics sung to that beautiful melody slayed me...5s
Bob - December 06, 2010 - Report this comment
I farted and smoked, Ay ay ay! I farted and smoked BIG TIME! The fart bomb's been dropped in this one!

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