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Song Parodies -> "Hookah, Hookah (sugg. by Johnny D)"

Original Song Title:

"Sugar Sugar"

Original Performer:

Archies

Parody Song Title:

"Hookah, Hookah (sugg. by Johnny D)"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

This is 1 of 10 responses to a challenge by Johnny D (abetted by Guy and Steve K.) to do 10 parodies of "Sugar, Sugar." I followed most of their suggestions and came up with a few of my own. I've already been to the Archies well 6 times, so no more after today. If anyone wants to take it from here, here are some suggestions: "Luthor, Luthor" (Superman's nemesis); "Wookie, Wookie" (Star Wars); "Dubya, Dubya/Kerry Kerry"; "Shoo, Guard, Shoo Guard" (NBA); "Schmuckers, Schmuckers" (jam); "Suckers, Suckers" (those who voted for Bush); well, I could go on, but I won't. Archies la vista!
Hookah, Hookah,

CHORUS:
Hookah,
Oh, tummy, tummy
It wants some candy curls
When I'm smoking pot in you.
Tummy,
Oh, hookah, hookah.
It wants a Sandwich Earl
When I'm smoking pot in you.

I just can't believe the hungriness that will ensue.
(Hungriness that will ensue)
I got leaves and buds; my taste buds are aroused by food.
(Taste buds send message to chew)

CHORUS

I'd eat gristle, squirrel,
Even caterpillar meat.
(Even caterpillar meat)
I crave Sunshine crackers
From the Keebler bakery.
(From the Keebler bakery)

Pour a little hash in the hookah, hookah
Boy, do I need a sugar fix, baby (hookah, hookah)
They're bad, but love those sweets! (eat, eat, eat)
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Ashkicksass - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Ok, John, I read all of them. Well done, man! Not only did you complete a ridiculous number of parodies to the same song, every single one of them is good. The only one I didn't get was Kludger Kludger. I don't know what that is...
John Barry - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks a lot, Ash. A kludge is a quick and dirty fix to something, often a code patch for software.
alvin rhodes - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
of course, i read the hookah one first....great job...off to visit the others
John Barry - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks to all who ploughed through this project. I've had too much Sugar. Never again, I promise.
Johnny D - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
(Comment, Comment #10) Well done, JB!
Johnny D - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh man, this part got me laughing out loud for real.....

I'd eat gristle, squirrel,
Even caterpillar meat.
(Even caterpillar meat)

LOL, ohhh man, do we ever think alike when it comes to word substitutions for parody rhymes!

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