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Song Parodies -> "As Knife Goes 'Bye!'"

Original Song Title:

"As Time Goes By"

Original Performer:

Dooley Wilson

Parody Song Title:

"As Knife Goes 'Bye!'"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

It is a day of shivvin' skin;
It's cause for apprehension.
They say that its retention
Was not the law's intention.

Yet I get a trifle feary--
What if mohel's eyes are bleary
From hitting Mogen David wine?
A joke to relieve tension:

"How d'ya make Mogen David wine?"
The setup, then you move
To punchline: "Kick him in the nuts."
Hope mine won't be removed.

You must re"member" this:
A bris is still a bris,
A rabbi's frill-snip guy.
The fundament's not what he'll eye
As knife he'll ply.

And when the cover's hewed,
You hope cutter ain't stewed
And he won't make you cry,
They won't need to suture your thing
As knife goes, "Bye!"

Oo, time to cut dong's
Hood--don't lacerate.
Be cool, so no gashin'
Makes invaginate.
Being woman
Could then become my fate.
Don't make my voice go high.

Snipped frill's gone; the mohel scored me;
The knife looks kinda gory,
But I guess I won't die.
The girl-thriller has been uncovered--
Not goy guy I.

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 4

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alvin - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
every bit as lamentful as the OS......i like it
Tommy Turtle - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Play with it, John... You played with it for her; you can play with it for me.... "re-member" was very invaginative. 555
John Barry - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin, TT (love the comment).
Humphrey Bogart - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
I told you never to play with that, John!
TJC - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Wonderful... in sum.. simply mohelvelous! Even if he slips... you still 'da man!
Richard Blaine - October 04, 2007 - Report this comment
What Turtle and I have in common is that we stick our necks out for nobody.
stuart mcarthur - October 04, 2007 - Report this comment
You must re"member" this - LOL - 555

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