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Song Parodies -> "Makes the Cake Depart"

Original Song Title:

"Achy Breaky Heart"

Original Performer:

Billy Ray Cyrus

Parody Song Title:

"Makes the Cake Depart"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

She’s my little girl; like a dervish she’ll whirl—
wears just a few clothes when she’s on
the stage; she has a yen to twerk, suggestive-bend.
Some critics say it’s way too far she’s gone.

Her schlock may cause harm and raise an alarm:
rollers think that she’s Babylon’s whore
for shakin’ of those hips and pursing pumped-up lips,
while other people think she’s just a bore.

OK, she’s a tart, a makey-shaky tart,
but that don’t mean she should be banned.
You couldn’t call it art, her makey-shaky tart act
most music lovers have panned.

But then there’s her pa—that’s I who have a maw
that sang a song of auditory dregs. . .
an aural pile of shit, and still it was a hit.
Compared to my crap, hers is Triple A.

Take those lyrics—please! as old Youngman might tease. . .
inane; in pain am I each time they play.
When I see Miley grind, it somehow does remind me
that Weird Al really nailed it this way:

“Don’t play that song, that Achy-Breaky song;
you know I hate that song a bunch.
And if you play that song,
that nauseating song,
it might just make me lose my lunch.”

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Total Votes: 5

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Grown-up - February 27, 2014 - Report this comment
Top mock
Pop schlock.
Callmelennie - February 27, 2014 - Report this comment
Don't look now, JB, but Billy Ray is making a comeback with five musicians who were once members of the Taliban. They're calling the band, "Mullet Omar" (Allah, 'lah, 'lah, 'lah!) ...... Ooops, this just in -- apparently the group is going to disband due to creative differences over Miley's recent behavior at the VMA's . Billy says she must have been high on something that night. His band mates say she should have been stoned
MC Fan - February 27, 2014 - Report this comment
You shoulda tweaked your anti-twerk lyrics better- 1s
MC Fan Hammered - March 02, 2014 - Report this comment
littleHoTweet - March 04, 2014 - Report this comment
Little girls do grow up,Sir . . . from TeenQueen to sleazeQueen ! oh, My Lee !!

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