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Song Parodies -> "Love My Gal Sal, We Two. . ."

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Love My Gal Sal, We Two. . ."

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Love my gal Sal, we two
are now entwined.
I climb atop and start to woo—
we’re both sighin’
with pleasure, sighin’.

You know that my manhood
is starting to bound.
I drive with élan wood
beyond the mantel into the mound.

Me and my Sal now screw,
and it feels fine,
so fine!

I love to
my gal woo,
then we two
have a screw and then plow
in each other’s hair
for more lechery.

Happy now?
Well, clearly!

So me and Sal next do
a sixty-nine.

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Meriadoc - November 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Ah Farmer John - first mule-boffing parody I've seen on this site. Fifteen years on the Erie Canal... ;)
John Barry - November 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Hee-ha-ha-ha.

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