Song Parodies -> Churl, You'll Be a Woman Loon
| Original Song Title: | "Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon" |
| Original Performer: | Neil Diamond |
| Parody Song Title: | "Churl, You'll Be a Woman Loon" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
Loves her so much,
But his mom will say:
"She must die, that girl;
You must go and slay!"
Gosh, his mom's not kind.
She gets her son wired
By puttin' him down,
So he's gonna blow:
"Don't push me around!"
He assumes her mind.
He gets made up--then he's "gyn'd."
Churl, you'll be a woman loon.
Poon-free, yet no man.
I think it's understood
Why he's got no wife. . .
Too busy slayin'. . .
Girls cut up with knife.
That boy's no good.
When he comes unwound
He will cleaven the score,
'cause inside him, mom rants:
"End it for that whore!"
Mom's bad mood
Makes him into a bad dude,
Wigged out, muumuu'd.
Churl, you'll be a woman loon.
Poon-free, yet no man.
Girls--when he's a woman--doomed!
Loon: she when not man.
But his mom will say:
"She must die, that girl;
You must go and slay!"
Gosh, his mom's not kind.
She gets her son wired
By puttin' him down,
So he's gonna blow:
"Don't push me around!"
He assumes her mind.
He gets made up--then he's "gyn'd."
Churl, you'll be a woman loon.
Poon-free, yet no man.
I think it's understood
Why he's got no wife. . .
Too busy slayin'. . .
Girls cut up with knife.
That boy's no good.
When he comes unwound
He will cleaven the score,
'cause inside him, mom rants:
"End it for that whore!"
Mom's bad mood
Makes him into a bad dude,
Wigged out, muumuu'd.
Churl, you'll be a woman loon.
Poon-free, yet no man.
Girls--when he's a woman--doomed!
Loon: she when not man.
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Sir John, great ~Speak-Easy~ for HEAT-Tee !
My favorite 'anguage.
Girls, he's an inhuman loon ... :-) 5s
She'll be a woman soon if Norm lets her. Another Bates master.
Thanks, Alvin, LoonCake, Stan, Guy.
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