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Song Parodies -> "How Long's He Held These Views?"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"How Long's He Held These Views?"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

How long's held these views?
A long, long time.

I once thought: he's Svengali's stooge,
With his lyin'.
Lips move. . .lyin'.

Now I understand that
His mind is unsound.
The man actually
Believes the bullsh!it he's laying down.

It's an Orwellian view
From a sick mind.
What mind?!

He'll tell you,
Straight-faced, too:
"War's peace." New-
speak will spew from his mouth,
Each time he blares
New insanity,
Like, "North is South."

You hear him?

He's so unwell, this dude.
His mind ain't fine.

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alvin - April 08, 2008 - Report this comment
nice bit o' bashin'...looking forward to being continually 'spellbound' by you
littleSpellCakes - April 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Captain John, what your 'spell' ing does to me, Oh, don't you see . . . And by the time you get through, it will never be the same & Captain Spell is to blame . . .

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