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Song Parodies -> "My Putter Spells Your Doom"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"My Putter Spells Your Doom"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
My putter spells your doom
Time after time.
Because I practice, unlike you.
Hard I’m tryin’;
But hardly tryin’
Are you, so can’t land it,
The ball white and round,
In the hole—you slam it
And it scampers off manicured ground.
You must, I’m tellin’ you
Practice some time,
Like I’m.
You putt two
Times then you
Eight more do
Until you put it down—
Right into there,
The hole that you see
In smooth mown ground.
So, let’s see:
On this hole, 12 for you
Me: 12 less 9.
Time after time.
Because I practice, unlike you.
Hard I’m tryin’;
But hardly tryin’
Are you, so can’t land it,
The ball white and round,
In the hole—you slam it
And it scampers off manicured ground.
You must, I’m tellin’ you
Practice some time,
Like I’m.
You putt two
Times then you
Eight more do
Until you put it down—
Right into there,
The hole that you see
In smooth mown ground.
So, let’s see:
On this hole, 12 for you
Me: 12 less 9.
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