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Song Parodies -> "He's a Goy"

Original Song Title:

"I'm a Boy"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"He's a Goy"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Even though he worships Moroni,
He has become obsessed lately with Jewry.
Now he thinks that he is a "lost tribe" boy,
Even though he is clearly a goy.

My sister's hubby is a head case.
He says, "I am of the Hebrew race.
Yeah, my Sephardim ancestors came over here
During Diaspora--back 2K years."

CHORUS:
He's a goy, he's a goy
But the guy won't admit it
He's a goy, he's a goy,
But when I say he is, he'll kibitz.

On this kick frenetically.
If checked out genetically,
He wouldn't show the gene for "oy!"
Simply because he's a goy

CHORUS

I'm not sure how they would see
His theory in Salt Lake City,
But they think Jesus preached to Indian boys--
Now there's a guy who was no goy!

CHORUS

This guy's living in a world of dreams,
Been hooked by some online schemes.
His theories, as clear as mud,
Believes his veins course with Jewish blood.

He's a goy, he's a goy
But the guy won't admit it
He's a goy. . . .

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Chuck A. Spear - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, Lets get Sammy Davis jr. (schvatze converted to Judaism) and Herbert W. Armstrong (popularizer of "America = Israel"!!!) to do the back ups on this! Great stuff! You're no schmuck! My yamaha[sic] is off to you. 555.
alvin rhodes - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
its a joy...its a joy..and i'm darned glad ya writ it...5s
Red Ant - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS again. Shall I make "We See Tom's Lies"? I think I have enough info on him from your 22+ parodies on him to do so.
John Barry - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Chuck, Alvin. Go for it, Red Ant.
Aaerni - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
I hate dem Goyim!

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