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Song Parodies -> "Spike the Roguish Bolton Dork"
Original Song Title:
"Michael, Row the Boat Ashore"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Spike the Roguish Bolton Dork"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Spike the roguish Bolton dork,
Aholes's screwier
Than Thomas or even Bork,
Aholes's screwier.
Mister, trim the face rat tail,
Rat-face screwball,
Then go away, like Dan Quayle,
Rat-face screwball.
The East River is deep and wide,
There's the new post.
Keep him from the UN outside,
Please make him toast.
When he goes to Hill, should be told
Ahole, screw ya!
Join your buddies in the rathole.
Rathole crew, yeah.
Spike the Rogained Bolton whore--
Balls! Get pushy!
Send him packing through the door,
All you pussies.
Aholes's screwier
Than Thomas or even Bork,
Aholes's screwier.
Mister, trim the face rat tail,
Rat-face screwball,
Then go away, like Dan Quayle,
Rat-face screwball.
The East River is deep and wide,
There's the new post.
Keep him from the UN outside,
Please make him toast.
When he goes to Hill, should be told
Ahole, screw ya!
Join your buddies in the rathole.
Rathole crew, yeah.
Spike the Rogained Bolton whore--
Balls! Get pushy!
Send him packing through the door,
All you pussies.
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oh my...look what you've done to this beautiful spiritual song...i love it...5s
I kinda get the idea you don't care nuttin' for Bolton...
A treasure to behold!!! A great JAB at Bolton....5s
Thanks, Alvin, AFW, Rick.
I hate this song... but I like the parody and definitely dig the sentiment.
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