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Song Parodies -> "Slime on My Hands"

Original Song Title:

"Time on My Hands"

Original Performer:

Billie Holiday

Parody Song Title:

"Slime on My Hands"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

In the bay, in the waves, something shines bright;
I’m not quite sure what to think of
what is it, so I will seek the answer:
I take my hand and I shove
it in to the inundation of mild perturbation—
and then manual vacation.

Slime on my hands! Will it cause harm?
This is really making my skin crawl.
It don’t stall, crawling up my arms too.
Don’t want to wear this stuff on arm hair, so
a scraping off is due.
Got slime off my hands and off of my arms,
which are now turning cobalt blue.

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