Johnny, you said I must do
Everything you ask me to.
You’re de Sade to my Masoch;
Use your fist—give me a sock!

Oh, Johnny, get nasty,
Johnny, get mad.
Go beyond hectoring and treat me real bad.
I want a knave man, I want a cave man,
Johnny, show me, you don't care, just don't care for me.

Every time you vanquish me,
I always respond so thankfully.
That in turn pumps up your pique;
Then there’s a punishment streak.

Oh, Johnny, get cranky,
Johnny, get mad.
Give me the biggest strictures I've ever had.
I want a cave man, want an unlaved man,
Johnny, show me, you don't care, just don't care for me.

SM girls want someone who
Looks down on them and goes, “Euw!”
You know I love respect loss—
Stretch me! Show me you’re the boss.

Oh, Johnny, get lashy,
Johnny, get mad.
Give me the biggest whipping I've ever had.
I want a cave man, I am your slave, man,
Johnny, show me, you don't care, just don't care for me.

Johnny, wale on me.
Johnny. . . ?!