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Song Parodies -> "My Putt Just Fell Into"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"My Putt Just Fell Into"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
My putt just fell into
The hole—divine!
That means I’m catchin’ up to you,
Though my drivin’s
Weak as my drivin’:
Cars, I can’t handle ’em. . .
Always runnin’ down
Pedestrians—damn ’em!. . .
Should move when on the sidewalk I’m found.
I digress. . .telling you:
My putting’s fine,
Just fine.
Your drives, whew!
Go right to
The green; you
Have got too much power.
But when you’re there,
What is it I see?
You glumly glower,
’cause clearly
You putt like hell, so you
Lose every time.
The hole—divine!
That means I’m catchin’ up to you,
Though my drivin’s
Weak as my drivin’:
Cars, I can’t handle ’em. . .
Always runnin’ down
Pedestrians—damn ’em!. . .
Should move when on the sidewalk I’m found.
I digress. . .telling you:
My putting’s fine,
Just fine.
Your drives, whew!
Go right to
The green; you
Have got too much power.
But when you’re there,
What is it I see?
You glumly glower,
’cause clearly
You putt like hell, so you
Lose every time.
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I'm not into Golf at all, but 5s for the SJH "IPASOY" revival!!! Since your 8 for the day all deal with the same theme, I'll rate but only leave one comment here. As your SJH rival here I may make a come-back on Monday with warplanes and weaponry (unlimited resources in those areas) ;-D
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