Pampas trip for Mark*
To his new friend,
A Pampas chick for Mark--
It’s a new bend.
He’s tangoing, the guvnor
And he ain’t here.
My! Nervy guy,
He’s here, then gone.

Booking, he, a flight
To his new love.
His staff doles out bullshite.
Where are you, gov?
He’s got to face the music; the press here.
Pants off had gov Mark.

Whoa! His love is bold. . .
Had his schlong unrolled.
The guy has come undone.
Not the party line.
Hear the Party whine.
“'Cara mia'. . .my career!”
Pand’ring still is Mark.


*Sanford, gov. of South Carolina