-> "Kemp"
Original Song Title:
"Lump"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Kemp"
The Lyrics
Kemp’s gray matter is a soggy marsh;
his stupidity’s results will be really harsh.
Dumbf*ck to the right of Alabama…
a state that’s even worse than Louisiana.
He’s Kemp, he’s Kemp,
and his brain’s fled.
He’s Kemp, he’s Kemp,
sh*t in his head.
As noted, Kemp has got no brains;
and to put it mildly, this dipsh*t is a bane.
He’ll raise body count in the land;
each day, he is giving Trump a job with his hand.
He’s Kemp, he’s Kemp,
and his brain’s fled.
He’s Kemp, he’s Kemp,
dreck in his head.
Kemp’s someone only fellow morons could love;
he bathes in what flows from government above.
Lives in a state where they wear white sheets…
mindlessly follows puppet master’s tweets.
He’s Kemp, he’s Kemp…
induces dread.
He’s Kemp, he’s Kemp…
increase the dead.
Is this Kemp really brain-dead?
That is so.
Does this Kemp have sh*t in head?
That is so.
Does this Kemp make people dead?
That is so.
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