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Song Parodies -> "That Putz Is Sellin’ You"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"That Putz Is Sellin’ You"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

The putz is sellin’ you
a “Rolex” time-
piece. Such a deal; can it be true?
Nope, he’s lyin’,
but still you’re buyin’?!

That ain’t a gold band; it’s
base metal, you clown!
You don’t understand it,
and so you’re slappin’ your money down.

That putz is sellin’ you
a timepiece line—
you’re buyin’.

I tell you:
it ain’t true.
Talk till blue,
but still you
pull it out,
your wad; then there
goes all your money
to some shill tout,
now wealthy.

He puts your gelt into
pockets cash-lined.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Patrick - November 19, 2015 - Report this comment
I picture a guy in a trench coat. He waits for the right moment--then he flashes--a sleeve full of wrist watches! Many years ago, a fellow, who was later sent to jail, offered me a $30,000 Rolex for $30. He also had a $15,000 Rolex, but he wanted $30 for it, too. Such a rip off! What time is it? At AIR, it's always "I Put A Spell On You" time.
Rob Arndt - November 19, 2015 - Report this comment
Patrick, did you know that after myself and JAB that you are the third place IPASOY parodist with 11??? There are 1276 total and JAB and I account for 1203, leaving 73 by various authors. Most are singles, but only you have double digit :))
Leough - November 20, 2015 - Report this comment
Only time will tell whether this swell 'Spell' goes viral!
Andy Primus - November 21, 2015 - Report this comment
Kinda reminds me of the post-WW2 spivs, but at least most of their wares were the real McCoy. Nowadays in Europe, the guys selling the fake crap are mostly illegal Africans.

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