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Song Parodies -> "Stop With the Hurl!"
Original Song Title:
"Top of the World"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Carpenters
Parody Song Title:
"Stop With the Hurl!"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Such a feeling's coming up on me.
I ate Wonder and I've got to set it free.
My fever is too high;
They look like sticks, my thighs.
I've reached the ne plus ultra of lean.
I am susceptible to TB
My disorder has plunged my immunity.
Even broth that is clear
Gives me bulimic fear.
You would think that I were only 17.
CHORUS 1:
She is gonna drop, this girl�must indulge in gustation
Seeks evacuation the rare times she dines.
Now I hear that gurgling sound�won't you please have some ground round?!
I recommend that you stop the hurl.
CHORUS 2:
She is gonna drop, this girl, without alimentation.
She has got regurgitation on her mind.
So her nourishment has wound�mostly up and rarely down.
So eat or you are gonna drop, girl!
People expel wind when they declaim.
The sensation when I hurl is much the same.
There's no fragments of peas, just an anorexic breeze�
A pleasing sense of vacuousness in me.
I have never got fish on my mind.
"Give us this day our daily bread?!" I've declined.
I'm as hollow as can be; Olsen's got nothing on me.
Soon will be time to pop the cap on a bier.
[Repeat choruses]
I ate Wonder and I've got to set it free.
My fever is too high;
They look like sticks, my thighs.
I've reached the ne plus ultra of lean.
I am susceptible to TB
My disorder has plunged my immunity.
Even broth that is clear
Gives me bulimic fear.
You would think that I were only 17.
CHORUS 1:
She is gonna drop, this girl�must indulge in gustation
Seeks evacuation the rare times she dines.
Now I hear that gurgling sound�won't you please have some ground round?!
I recommend that you stop the hurl.
CHORUS 2:
She is gonna drop, this girl, without alimentation.
She has got regurgitation on her mind.
So her nourishment has wound�mostly up and rarely down.
So eat or you are gonna drop, girl!
People expel wind when they declaim.
The sensation when I hurl is much the same.
There's no fragments of peas, just an anorexic breeze�
A pleasing sense of vacuousness in me.
I have never got fish on my mind.
"Give us this day our daily bread?!" I've declined.
I'm as hollow as can be; Olsen's got nothing on me.
Soon will be time to pop the cap on a bier.
[Repeat choruses]
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Well, I'm first with a comment, but I didn't give it those 1s - in fact 5s from me because some of the matching to the original was perfect - I can hear but can't imagine Karen siging this one
Yikes....but well written!
Thanks Stuart, JD.
Awkward pacing in some spots, but the lyrics were thought-provoking and played on the original fairly well. 4-5-5.
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