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Song Parodies -> "The Term 'Purell' Comes To. . ."
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"The Term 'Purell' Comes To. . ."
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
The term “Purell” comes to
us from a line
of alcohol-laden hand goo
that is dryin’
out real fast, dryin.
You put in on hands, it
then knocks the germs out.
I’ve heard some folks land it
in the gut, taking it through the mout’,
in lieu, Purell, of booze.
That don’t sound fine,
not fine.
It’s hand goo
that me, you
put onto
both our two hands, and now
we’ve not a care
if we get filthy
as hogs and sows. . .
real piggies.
It can’t for smell, though, do
much, you will find.
us from a line
of alcohol-laden hand goo
that is dryin’
out real fast, dryin.
You put in on hands, it
then knocks the germs out.
I’ve heard some folks land it
in the gut, taking it through the mout’,
in lieu, Purell, of booze.
That don’t sound fine,
not fine.
It’s hand goo
that me, you
put onto
both our two hands, and now
we’ve not a care
if we get filthy
as hogs and sows. . .
real piggies.
It can’t for smell, though, do
much, you will find.
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I prefer benzalkonium chloride ;-)
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