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Song Parodies -> "Harriet's Weight/The Horror: Her on First Monday!"

Original Song Title:

"Carry That Weight/You Never Give Me Your Money"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Harriet's Weight/The Horror: Her on First Monday!"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics


Boy! That Harriet's a lightweight. . .
Been a lightweight for all time.
Oy! That Harriet's a lightweight
For "Cronygate," there's a long line.

The horror: her on first Monday!
She's getting ripped in the Sunday papers.
Which say she's middling, plead renunciation: "Please step down!"

She'll never give you her dildo
So you can do some interpolation.
Then, in the midst of internal vibrations, it breaks down.

Boy! That Harriet salivates,
She ululates for a long whine.
Boyless, Harriet satiates
Her yoni gate for a long time.

One, two, three, four five, six, seven,
Eight's confirmed; she must be censured. . . .

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Pacing: 3.7
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Overall Rating: 3.0

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Agrimorfee - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
FYI, she dropped out early today.
alvin rhodes - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
funny concept...5s
Lurker - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Unfunny (and filthy) concept = 4-1-1
John Barry - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Agrimorfee, Alvin. I heard the news today, oh joy, about this chick who couldn't make the grade. And though the news was rather glad, what will be the next gaffe? One more lamebrain from staff? Dubya has gone back to the bar. I mean the drinking kind, not lawyers' range. That's one rumor that's on the air. He's been shitfaced before. Does he pour again? It seems that his words are getting slurred more. I love it--she's turned out.
Elizabeth - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
John Barry, it is nice that you have your own opinions. But, using those opinions, and throwing in nasty insults, as bricks to hurt people is very uncalled for. Just stating your position and leaving it at that is quite enough, unless you really do aim to get ugly, offensive and crude and drive people with other opinions away, which you have tried here with your last comment.
Robert J. Pagliaro - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
John - funny and clean concept. Please continue to exercise your First Amendment rights; especially if it drives people away like Elizabeth. It's nice that she has her own opinions, but stifling those opinions of others is un-American.
John Barry - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Elizabeth, Robert's got a point. Furrthermore, ugly begets ugly. Harriet Miers represents an ugly and criminally inclined administration that borders on theocratic thuggery. It's entirely possible we'll seen criminal indictments of some of that administration's members tomorrow. Additionally, Harriet Miers is a public figure and thus, as you know, fair game for any parody/satire. She should have declined Bush's offer as soon as she received it. She set herself up for this and other entirely justified criticism by accepting the nomination for a position for which she is manifestly unqualified. If we all kept our opinions to ourselves, we might as well be in Iran or other such place that uses varying methods and degrees to stifle opinons. Sorry, but, as always, the solution is simple: if you don't like it, no one's forcing you to read it. Finally, I have to admit that one of my motives was to bait the psychopathic Lurker.
Elzabeth - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
John Barry, I did not say that you should not write the parody. That is your opinion. It was your hurtful comment, which you excuse by saying that somebody else's ugly behavior excuses your ugly comments.
Kat - October 30, 2005 - Report this comment
i ditto Elizabeth.

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