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Song Parodies -> "Mother Goose Medley II"

Original Song Title:

"Mother Goose Rhymes"

Original Performer:

Mother Goose

Parody Song Title:

"Mother Goose Medley II"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Flack and Shill
(Jack and Jill)

Flack and shill bent truth at Hill.*
One client tainted water
In the ground; flack's nose was brown
And shill ate, swallowing after.

*Hill and Knowlton, large global PR firm that has represented such stellar citizens and organizations as Marc Rich, Ed Meese, and the tobacco industry.

Hot Wind Blows
(Blow, Wind, Blow)

Hot wind blows on Bill O's show;
Not shrill-shilling, he downloads porn.
Then later he shakes it,
The cell phone, he takes it
And calls hot chicks till it's reborn.

[Blow, wind, blow! And go, mill, go!
That the miller may grind his corn;
That the baker may take it,
And into rolls make it,
And send us some hot in the morn.]

Jack's Cash
(Jack Sprat)

Jack's cash came from his cache,
Used to bribe his whorish team.
He gave to Tom, Dick, and Harry,
Who licked his crapper clean.

Scold L. Ron Hubbard
(Old Mother Hubbard)

Scold L. Ron Hubbard claimed he discovered
God and the philosopher's stone.
But there's nothing there; it's naught but hot air.
He just looked out for number 1.

Pat Begat a Swindlin' Scam
(Mary Had a Little Lamb)

Pat begat a swindlin' scam--
He fleeced 'em on his show,
With much of the milked money spent
On Jack [Abram]off and his 'ho',
A foul stool pool named Tom Delay
Over whom Pat once drooled.
With luck, Tom will be put away.
Pat still parts pay from fools.

Tom, Tom, the Right's Whoreson
(Tom, Tom, the Piper's Son)

Tom, Tom, the right's whoreson
Stole big, never repaid the dun.
Then Jack did bleat;
Tom lost his seat;
Gets no more BJs on K Street.

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Total Votes: 3

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Stephen Harrington - June 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Very good, like the first one. 555
Johnny D - June 06, 2006 - Report this comment
HAH! 5s
Rex - June 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Perhaps the best goosing of mother to date.
Red Ant - June 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Mother Goose goes political. I liked the Bill O' Reilly and L. Ron Hubbard parts the best.

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