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Song Parodies -> "My Bottle I’ll Tilt with a Motion"
Original Song Title:
"My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"My Bottle I’ll Tilt with a Motion"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
My bottle’s right there, and it’s open.
My bottle is beckoning me.
My bottle needs a tilting motion—
I’ll tilt back my bottle freely.
Tilt back, tilt back,
I’ll tilt back my bottle to me, freely.
Tilt back, tilt back,
I’ll tilt back my bottle freely.
I’m primed and I’m ready to swill, so
I’m aiming it right toward my head.
I’ll take a big belt, then I’ll swill mo’…
contents of my bottle have fled!
Bring back, bring back,
oh bring back a bottle to me, to me.
Drink’s slack, drink’s slack—
I’ll bring back a bottle to me.
I then move onto locomotion,
and hop into my SUV.
In the mirror, I scope commotion
of blue lights blinking behind me.
“Drink, Jack? Drink, Jack?!”
That is what the cop asks rhetoric’lly.
Clink-sat, clink-sat—
I’m clink-sat, a lot’s BAC.*
*blood alcohol count
My bottle is beckoning me.
My bottle needs a tilting motion—
I’ll tilt back my bottle freely.
Tilt back, tilt back,
I’ll tilt back my bottle to me, freely.
Tilt back, tilt back,
I’ll tilt back my bottle freely.
I’m primed and I’m ready to swill, so
I’m aiming it right toward my head.
I’ll take a big belt, then I’ll swill mo’…
contents of my bottle have fled!
Bring back, bring back,
oh bring back a bottle to me, to me.
Drink’s slack, drink’s slack—
I’ll bring back a bottle to me.
I then move onto locomotion,
and hop into my SUV.
In the mirror, I scope commotion
of blue lights blinking behind me.
“Drink, Jack? Drink, Jack?!”
That is what the cop asks rhetoric’lly.
Clink-sat, clink-sat—
I’m clink-sat, a lot’s BAC.*
*blood alcohol count
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