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Song Parodies -> "Witch Graft"
Original Song Title:
"Witchcraft"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Witch Graft"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
There’s griftin’ in the air:
Fly high. . .more than their share. . .
Those trips to Caymans lair,
It’s witch graft.
They’ve got to find a fence for it,
So they go on offense a bit,
Good to have a defense for it, too.
Yeah, its witch graft,
Griftin’ witch graft.
Never float a loan. . .
Wiccans with mad moue.
Their warted snouts mean thievery,
And you’ll be left with grievery.
Believe their bull? They’re heavin’ a slew!
It’s like a Madoff pitch:
They tell you, you’ll be rich—
It’s the vice that these witches do.
Fly high. . .more than their share. . .
Those trips to Caymans lair,
It’s witch graft.
They’ve got to find a fence for it,
So they go on offense a bit,
Good to have a defense for it, too.
Yeah, its witch graft,
Griftin’ witch graft.
Never float a loan. . .
Wiccans with mad moue.
Their warted snouts mean thievery,
And you’ll be left with grievery.
Believe their bull? They’re heavin’ a slew!
It’s like a Madoff pitch:
They tell you, you’ll be rich—
It’s the vice that these witches do.
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There is no physical evidence that witches were involved. The spectral evidence, however....lol! Good job. ;D
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