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Song Parodies -> "My Mane’s Thinning; What’s Left Is White"
Original Song Title:
"I'm Beginning to See the Light"
Original Performer:
Ella Fitzgerald
Parody Song Title:
"My Mane’s Thinning; What’s Left Is White"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
It seems to be falling from the sky.
but the source is not way up that high…
occasionally gets in my eyes.
My mane’s thinning; what’s left is white.
I try my best not to look down low
to see what’s gathered around my toes.
I look like Larry’s dome slapped by Moe.
Mane-thinning ain’t a pretty sight.
One time my tresses were dark;
atop my head they were parked.
Most of my mane’s disembarked.
Shower water won’t drain down.
I might get a rug after due time;
it’s hard to find one that looks sublime.
I’ll keep it on with adhesive slime…
won’t be wind-blown but stuck on tight.
but the source is not way up that high…
occasionally gets in my eyes.
My mane’s thinning; what’s left is white.
I try my best not to look down low
to see what’s gathered around my toes.
I look like Larry’s dome slapped by Moe.
Mane-thinning ain’t a pretty sight.
One time my tresses were dark;
atop my head they were parked.
Most of my mane’s disembarked.
Shower water won’t drain down.
I might get a rug after due time;
it’s hard to find one that looks sublime.
I’ll keep it on with adhesive slime…
won’t be wind-blown but stuck on tight.
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