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Song Parodies -> "Another Pit Bull Has Mauled, Part 2………………"
Original Song Title:
"Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Pink Floyd
Parody Song Title:
"Another Pit Bull Has Mauled, Part 2………………"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
In case the link below has expired, a marauding pit bull attacked a young mom and her 4-month-old in Fremont, CA. Workers nearby heard her screaming and chased the mutt away after she had saved the baby's life by getting between it and the cur. Both arms are chewed to the bone; the killing machine was at her for 8 minutes. She may have permanent arm damage. She and the kid would be dead if it weren't for the workers' intervention. Meanwhile, the scum owner of the beast (which had bitten someone else previously), some b*tch with a criminal record, has hidden the dog, claiming it ran away.
Ain't got no domestication--
Creeps don't keep their dogs controlled.
You're marred--scar chasms won't heal that soon.
People, keep your kids at home,
Hey, people, keep your kids at home.
Fall and crawl, ripped bust, another pit bull has mauled.
Fall and crawl, chewed nuts, another pit bull has mauled.
Ain't no real good legislation
To keep aholes' dogs controlled.
Your bark scar chasms won't heal that soon.
Freaks'll let vicious dogs roam,
Hey, freaks'll let vicious dogs roam.
Fall and crawl, grips mutt, another pit bull has mauled.
Fall and crawl, chews mutt, another pit bull has mauled.
Look: happened again.
To these beasts you are meat. They latch on and keep pulling.
How can you stop their pulling when their teeth tear nerve sheaths?
Chewed, bled you, as vise-jaw bites shred you real badly.
Creeps don't keep their dogs controlled.
You're marred--scar chasms won't heal that soon.
People, keep your kids at home,
Hey, people, keep your kids at home.
Fall and crawl, ripped bust, another pit bull has mauled.
Fall and crawl, chewed nuts, another pit bull has mauled.
Ain't no real good legislation
To keep aholes' dogs controlled.
Your bark scar chasms won't heal that soon.
Freaks'll let vicious dogs roam,
Hey, freaks'll let vicious dogs roam.
Fall and crawl, grips mutt, another pit bull has mauled.
Fall and crawl, chews mutt, another pit bull has mauled.
Look: happened again.
To these beasts you are meat. They latch on and keep pulling.
How can you stop their pulling when their teeth tear nerve sheaths?
Chewed, bled you, as vise-jaw bites shred you real badly.
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Update late last night: Police have located the rabid animal reponsible for this attack. They've also found the dog.
Hmmmmm, something like out of a horror film with a reality check? 555
fit the menacing tone of the OS well
A pit bull parody that doesn't involve Michael vick. I read the story: wow. Shame one of the workers didn't have a Passload nail gun on him... 555 stiches.
I love the original but this is good haha 555 check mine out man
Thanks, Jason, Alvin, Red Ant, Steven.
I'm in Ohio, and a nearby city is thinking of outlawing Pitbulls
When I was about five Some creep had a baby pitbull run loose in the neighborhood. It bit one of my friends and got a door slammed on it just before getting my brother ( who was still a baby at the time). My dad threw two bricks at it.
Death to pitbulls!
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