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Song Parodies -> "It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Kiss-Ass"

Original Song Title:

"It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Mathis

Parody Song Title:

"It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Kiss-Ass"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

It’s beginning to look a lot like kiss-ass:
Legislatwhores go
To D.C.’s fens to make, uh, “friends”;
It’s time to make “ah”mends
For hoards of cash that form their cache of dough.

It’s beginning to look a lot like kiss-ass,
Joy for every score—
Butts presented and bright rosy;
It’s a mutual buss spree.
At the hole back door.

[To A, the name of your favorite corporate, special-interest, etc., prostitute]:

Prepare for hogs that want booty and get in cahoots
With and stick it up [B, the name of your favorite newly elected Congressional prostitute], who’ll bend:
Polish and buff till the ring’s no more rough.

[To B]:
And then open up, long/langue extend.
Next, glom a bag of hard cash;
But don’t drool on larce[ny] you’ll spend.

It’s beginning to look a lot like kiss-ass—
Everywhere there’s dough;
Every blare is faux.
[B] gets three hundred grand to yell
That buddy, [A], is darned swell!
An oafish lie: the office-high M.O.

It’s beginning to look a lot like kiss-ass.
Soon the smell will start.

[To A, B]:
And the thing that will make you stink:
Unkinked lingual link up pink
Pipeline for a fart.

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AFW - November 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Very funny title. as they say, one of the "Wish-I'd-Though-Of-It's"..and put to good use.
Rod W - November 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Do I sense a note of contempt for the selfless public servants that are 'there for you, brother'?
Phil Alexander - November 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Fantastic, JB - even for your high standards :-)
RoyalTartress - November 30, 2010 - Report this comment
~Lord PipeLine de Fart ~ . . . alias ~PirateJack De Barryl~, sounds like you had a delicioso T-Day, Sir ! now comes maximum Fartiness . . .
John Barry - November 30, 2010 - Report this comment
AFW: Thanks.
Rod: Just a tad.
Phil: Many thanks!!
RT: Thanks to the max.

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