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Song Parodies -> "Paella"
Original Song Title:
"Maria"
Original Performer:
West Side Story soundtrack
Parody Song Title:
"Paella"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Paella.
The most bountiful ragout; hunger's stirred.
Pollo y, pescado, chorizo, marisco.
¡Me gusta!
But this bounty make me burp;
Worse, sometimes I've incurred GERD.
Gastrónomo 'ructo, gastroentérico.
¡Carramba!
Degust I nonetheless paella,
And suddenly aflame
Is the domain that's named
"Tummy."
Paella.
The best dish the world's known: paella.
But suddenly I down
Some Tums to tame my chow-hound spree.
It's calmed down now; the pain's abating.
Great! 'cause I plain ain't through satiating.
Paella.
I'll never stop tasting paella.
A bountiful potpourri; tummy's stirred.
The most bountiful ragout; hunger's stirred.
Pollo y, pescado, chorizo, marisco.
¡Me gusta!
But this bounty make me burp;
Worse, sometimes I've incurred GERD.
Gastrónomo 'ructo, gastroentérico.
¡Carramba!
Degust I nonetheless paella,
And suddenly aflame
Is the domain that's named
"Tummy."
Paella.
The best dish the world's known: paella.
But suddenly I down
Some Tums to tame my chow-hound spree.
It's calmed down now; the pain's abating.
Great! 'cause I plain ain't through satiating.
Paella.
I'll never stop tasting paella.
A bountiful potpourri; tummy's stirred.
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Me gusta Paella, y Maria! Es muy bueno, Senor John. cinco, cinco, cinco para tu.
Como el Señor Harry, me gustan tanto Maria como paella, y yo como quando puedo los dos. ¿Y para te, amigo? ¡555! :-)
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This parody makes me want to catch a plane to Marbella for a plateful right now! 555
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