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Song Parodies -> "Sylvan Smells"

Original Song Title:

"Silver Bells"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Sylvan Smells"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Sniff the sidewalks, shitty sidewalks,
Dreck of hounds lays in piles.
Oh, this air
Ain’t appealing—
Prompts sickness.
Millions gassing
As they’re passing;
This is vile beyond vile—
I must leave these malodors, that’s clear.

Sylvan smells, sylvan smells—
Ickness pricks rhin in the city.
Noxious stink, nostril kink:
Euw! This ain’t a bliss nosegay.

Stinking street blight,
Fecal wafts right
Into olfactories.
I take off and rush
To woodland pleasure.

Hear my toes crunch
Twigs in a bunch—
There’s no old factories
Spewing smoke. . .nasal, buccal both clear.

Sylvan smells, sylvan smells—
Ickness pricks rhin in the city.
Nasty stink?! That’s, I think,
Bru’ poo—sticks to shoes, stink stays.

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AFW - December 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Like welcome to the real world..
Old Man Ribber - December 07, 2011 - Report this comment
JAB - Classic JAB. ;D
2Eagle - December 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Dogs - you can't live with them and you can't live without them. The city has worse smells than dog poo - such as car exaust and chain smokers.
John Barry - December 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Many thanks, all.
Alpha Skua - October 23, 2017 - Report this comment
Christmas gettting too commerial and too weird

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