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Song Parodies -> "Staffer-Banger Mark"
Original Song Title:
"Dancing in the Dark"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Staffer-Banger Mark"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Staffer-banger Mark; Tracy, dude’s wench.
He’s bangin’ her at dark, gettin’ lewd, French,
And balling out of wedlock after he cheers
Abstinence, this family-values man.
Looking for delight in a new love,
He’s fighting for the right to eschew love
That hasn’t had a marital blessing,
Staffer-banger Mark.
Slut love for this troll,
Strut love prongs this troll.
He’s old, ugly; she’s young.
Hear departing whines,
Wails. . .more fallen slime:
Here’s one more with a “dear one.”
Looking past his wife for a new love;
With righteousness he’s rife, yet pursued love
On staff with Tracy, “muse” trick undressing
Pants from staff of Mark.
He’s bangin’ her at dark, gettin’ lewd, French,
And balling out of wedlock after he cheers
Abstinence, this family-values man.
Looking for delight in a new love,
He’s fighting for the right to eschew love
That hasn’t had a marital blessing,
Staffer-banger Mark.
Slut love for this troll,
Strut love prongs this troll.
He’s old, ugly; she’s young.
Hear departing whines,
Wails. . .more fallen slime:
Here’s one more with a “dear one.”
Looking past his wife for a new love;
With righteousness he’s rife, yet pursued love
On staff with Tracy, “muse” trick undressing
Pants from staff of Mark.
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Richard Blumenthal really needs to buy this guy a drink, totally knocked him off the front page. He might also want to buy one for Rand Paul and Mark "they pray to a monkey god" Williams.
. . . make it one for my Cowboy, and no more for that Toad ! !
Well, he has been doing this to the voters for years. ;D
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