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Song Parodies -> "Martha I Cheer"

Original Song Title:

"Martha, My Dear"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Martha I Cheer"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Martha I cheer;
she knows how to direct conversation.
Unlike Jimmy,
Martha has guts. . .
from ABC.
Martha I cheer.

Held the dreck up. . .
no Jimmy world;
had her game on.
Jimmy was a guy looked like a dimwit,
feckless elf, hapless twit; his shtik didn’t astound you.
Slick this girl.

Took a good look at clowns, two,
took a good look; no clown was she
like poor Jimmy
who’s so wimpy.
Duck and cover: Jimmy’s world.

Ran it, no doubt,
this willful girl.
Stifled the con
jobs from two dickheads who champed at the bit;
kept herself in control and then often shot down two
silly churls.

Martha I cheer
’cause she brooked no bullshit usurpation.
She bested Jimmy

Martha has guts,
knows q’s and p’s.
Martha I cheer.

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Puto - October 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Made me laugh! 5s!
John Barry - October 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, Puto.
Peregrin - October 12, 2012 - Report this comment
JAB, being from where I am, I do not know up front who Martha is - however, a mark of a good parody is that it doesn't matter, as I got the gist anyway! Extra props for any person who knows the proper way to pronounce/spell 'chAmping' at the bit, good to see in a world of linguistic ignorance! Have six 5s :)
Rob Arndt - October 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Sorry I'm late JAB (hospital down time), but 555!

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