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Song Parodies -> "I’m Put in Cell to Rue"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"I’m Put in Cell to Rue"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I’m put in cell to rue,
because of crime.
That little drop of nasal goo
sat there dryin,
so now I’m cryin.

That snot dollop landed,
post-cascading down.
It was glommed and handed
to a man in the lab, who got ’round
to say, “I’m tellin’; you
who did this crime,
bad crime!”

I was screwed
’cause exuded
some goo
from the slough
where is found
some nostril hair
and where flowed freely
a tiny round,
a drop of telltale goo.
I now do time.

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Pacing: 2.6
How Funny: 2.6
Overall Rating: 2.6

Total Votes: 5

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