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Song Parodies -> "Lechery"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

We got somethin', we both know it, so don’t try to skirt around it.
Involves big secretions that inflame both of our places: mound, sprit.
Twitchin’ is my Matterhorn, see, baby!
And your beave is itching for a cleave from me.

You don’t have to give up your lechery
(Don’t have to give up your lechery)

Hump flair, hump now, hump bodies—
Let us grip and get down some.
Meld me while you lay there. . .revel. . .wanton abandon.
Hump me. . .pre-slake, fold your digits on me, baby
Rectus bodies have a right to be squeezed, so please:

You don’t have to give up your lechery
(Don’t have to skimp on your lechery)

Baby, we got the thirst:
Impure, our thoughts of lovin’ smolder and burn.
Right now while I’m steeled and true
Put your mitts on my things—you tell by feel that they’re blue .

Pump there, pump now, pump roddy.
Now we grip and get down some.
Two throes, baby, you’ve set quim trap,
Tie up? Maybe we’ll play with belts and lashdom.
Humping, we are squealing, lathered, frenzied, crazy.
Wrenching bodies—what delight: you agree, I see

We both had to give in to lechery. . . .

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Total Votes: 4

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Tommy Turtle - July 23, 2010 - Report this comment
John, I'm sorry that I came in too late last night for you to see the v/c on your motel masterpiece. Please do, if you have a chance.

I know we all lead busy lives, but if there's time to reply to comments only once a day, is there any chance that you could also check back a day or two at the same time? For those of us who work long hours during the day without the luxury of visiting AIR, and sometimes into the night (I think you're in the US, right?), it seems that all of our v/c on your songs are missed.

Not looking for you to fall on your knees in gratitude or anything, just to know that you know we've read and appreciated. I can't v/c on all 3.000 songs, of course, but because of the late hours, I think that you probably think that I read your stuff less than half as often as I actually do. ...
          Which, unfortunately, gives one the impression that if one arrives after your one reply for the day, there's no point in leaving a comment, because it will never be seen.

Easy method: Just check your "latest comments" page,
and you can see what comments you might have missed.

Far be it from moi to tell you how to run your life, but I just feel bad that you probably think that I'm much less frequent a fan than I am, especially since I'm only able to be here intermittently these days anyway.

I need to get back to work now, but will read these later tonight. Just wanted to get this message in before it, too, would be lost forever. ;-)
John Barry - July 24, 2010 - Report this comment
TT, I was about to thank you for the kind words on the motel piece, which I did see later. I often don't go back after reading the first time, but you're right, I should. Because comments frequently roll in well into the evening. As always I appreciate your comments, much as I respect your work. I'm not in the U.S.; I'm in the San Francisco Bay Area (yuck, yuck). Years ago I went to a presentation by Gore Vidal, in which he was often critical of the U.S. In the Q&A, a women said: "Mr. Vidal, if you're so dissatisfied with America, why do you live here?" To which Vidal replied: "I don't. I live in Los Angeles.
LadyKanga - July 27, 2010 - Report this comment
PirateJack, ~ The Duke o MattersWorn ~ with the most unPopeFul Digittery Doo!

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