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Song Parodies -> "Fight the War on Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"I'll Be Home for Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Fight the War on Christmas"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I’m dreaming tonight
Of my Savior love
As I gorge on the views of Fox News.
So I know from the show: there’s an attack—
Christmas might lose!
Fight the war on Christmas,
Commands Fox TV.
It is so, says Billy O’,
And omniscient is he
(Just like the deity).
Christmas needs some fighters,
Or else what this means
Is, the war on Christmas
Could decease sales on jeans.
Christmas eve will find me
At the tube light’s gleam.
There’s a war on Christmas. . .
Should make me want to scream!
So deems the [w]hole Fox team.
Of my Savior love
As I gorge on the views of Fox News.
So I know from the show: there’s an attack—
Christmas might lose!
Fight the war on Christmas,
Commands Fox TV.
It is so, says Billy O’,
And omniscient is he
(Just like the deity).
Christmas needs some fighters,
Or else what this means
Is, the war on Christmas
Could decease sales on jeans.
Christmas eve will find me
At the tube light’s gleam.
There’s a war on Christmas. . .
Should make me want to scream!
So deems the [w]hole Fox team.
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