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Song Parodies -> "Have Ourselves a Scary, Vicious Sickness"

Original Song Title:

"Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Have Ourselves a Scary, Vicious Sickness"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Have ourselves a scary, vicious sickness—
ain’t surcease in sight.
It plows on
and touches every sovereign site.

Have ourselves a scary, kills-us sickness—
makes a worldwide slay.
has bubbled up here…miles away.

Got a start; it won’t hold at bay,
as it rolls up, way, the score.
Ain’t an end, that’s now clear to us:
nastily rears to us encore.

Two long years, it’s crawled along, untethered;
no abatement found
in a war that’s taken low and mighty down.
We have ourselves a scary illness, still around.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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mad hatter - December 07, 2021 - Report this comment
good one

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