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Song Parodies -> "Mule-Dinner Spews"

Original Song Title:

"Mule Skinner Blues"

Original Performer:

Jimmie Rodgers

Parody Song Title:

"Mule-Dinner Spews"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

A good morning repast.
Food that makes the blood stir. Yum, yum, yum!
When I feed and do not drool: dinner!
That meal just is no fun, no, no, no!

[protracted gagging]

Because they're making mule dinner
Chomp down equinity way, bray bray.
I come for fricassee,
But this place has got a mule kitchen
In which they reject soufflé, bray bray. . .
Scoff at crème brulée.

[more gagging]

Hey, hey, little waiter boy,
Ya got any gator, hound, what say?
Even some legs of frog?
I don't think I can keep it down,
Keep lousy equine chow down.


Well I'd rather chow down and be gorgin'
In a greasy-spoon café, hey.
Yeah, rather be gorgin,
On some slimy eggs and ham,
Not something that once did bray!
I'm going to be sick because I ate this mule dinner.

[protracted barfing]

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alvin - July 18, 2008 - Report this comment
upchucking some fives at new meaning to "getting a piece os ass'
Invisible Boy - July 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Nice idea...GTG...time for lunch
lcc - July 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Good greasy write, Captain Jack Barrow; what ever became of Jimmie Rodgers? " Oh, the Honey Wind Blows, and the warm Days Dwindle, the butterfly spins a silk coccoon on a Silvery Thistle . . . The petals fall from the Last Red Rose, When the Honey Wind Blows."
AFW - July 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Like they always say, we should have four square mules a day...good parody
John Barry - July 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, IB, Icc, AFW (spewing laughter at your comment!)
norCALcommentaTrix - July 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Captain Jack Barrow, were you really at Woodstock in '69 ?? I did see the movie, which was quite good; I'd really like to view it again!
John Barry - July 19, 2008 - Report this comment
norCAL: yes, I was there.
LucidLupin - July 20, 2008 - Report this comment
DKTOS but enjoyed the read & loved the title pan Heavin' 5's all round ;)

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