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Song Parodies -> "Mule-Dinner Spews"
Original Song Title:
"Mule Skinner Blues"
Original Performer:
Jimmie Rodgers
Parody Song Title:
"Mule-Dinner Spews"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
A good morning repast.
Food that makes the blood stir. Yum, yum, yum!
When I feed and do not drool: dinner!
That meal just is no fun, no, no, no!
[protracted gagging]
Because they're making mule dinner
Chomp down equinity way, bray bray.
I come for fricassee,
But this place has got a mule kitchen
In which they reject soufflé, bray bray. . .
Scoff at crème brulée.
[more gagging]
Hey, hey, little waiter boy,
Ya got any gator, hound, what say?
Even some legs of frog?
I don't think I can keep it down,
Keep lousy equine chow down.
[proto-regurgitation]
Well I'd rather chow down and be gorgin'
In a greasy-spoon café, hey.
Yeah, rather be gorgin,
On some slimy eggs and ham,
Not something that once did bray!
I'm going to be sick because I ate this mule dinner.
[protracted barfing]
Food that makes the blood stir. Yum, yum, yum!
When I feed and do not drool: dinner!
That meal just is no fun, no, no, no!
[protracted gagging]
Because they're making mule dinner
Chomp down equinity way, bray bray.
I come for fricassee,
But this place has got a mule kitchen
In which they reject soufflé, bray bray. . .
Scoff at crème brulée.
[more gagging]
Hey, hey, little waiter boy,
Ya got any gator, hound, what say?
Even some legs of frog?
I don't think I can keep it down,
Keep lousy equine chow down.
[proto-regurgitation]
Well I'd rather chow down and be gorgin'
In a greasy-spoon café, hey.
Yeah, rather be gorgin,
On some slimy eggs and ham,
Not something that once did bray!
I'm going to be sick because I ate this mule dinner.
[protracted barfing]
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upchucking some fives at ya...gives new meaning to "getting a piece os ass'
Nice idea...GTG...time for lunch
Good greasy write, Captain Jack Barrow; what ever became of Jimmie Rodgers? " Oh, the Honey Wind Blows, and the warm Days Dwindle, the butterfly spins a silk coccoon on a Silvery Thistle . . . The petals fall from the Last Red Rose, When the Honey Wind Blows."
Like they always say, we should have four square mules a day...good parody
Thanks, Alvin, IB, Icc, AFW (spewing laughter at your comment!)
Captain Jack Barrow, were you really at Woodstock in '69 ?? I did see the movie, which was quite good; I'd really like to view it again!
norCAL: yes, I was there.
DKTOS but enjoyed the read & loved the title pan Heavin' 5's all round ;)
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