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Song Parodies -> "Dry Putz McLellan Spews"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Dry Putz McLellan Spews"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Dry putz McLellan spews
Lines, makes me pine
For Ari Fleischer, though he too,
Always lyin',
Both of 'em lyin'.
Hamhanded Scott's gambit
Is to grunt and frown.
At least Ari hammed it
Up sometimes and laughed, put himself down.
Fat putz McLellan spews
The party line
And whines.
Scott's a stooge.
Hits the booze?
Makes you snooze
And he's huge. . .sweaty brow.
He's got no flair,
Presents woodenly,
Boring, and how!
You hear him?
That putz McLellan spews
The party lies.
Lines, makes me pine
For Ari Fleischer, though he too,
Always lyin',
Both of 'em lyin'.
Hamhanded Scott's gambit
Is to grunt and frown.
At least Ari hammed it
Up sometimes and laughed, put himself down.
Fat putz McLellan spews
The party line
And whines.
Scott's a stooge.
Hits the booze?
Makes you snooze
And he's huge. . .sweaty brow.
He's got no flair,
Presents woodenly,
Boring, and how!
You hear him?
That putz McLellan spews
The party lies.
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If you're gonna keep casting "Spells," make 'em like this. Five eyes of newt -- hopefully, not either of Newt Gingrich's.
Thanks, Michael. My aim is to eventually have 100 Spells posted.
You'll probably get to 100 of these, the way you've been posting them. Don't know anything about this stuff, but it was funny anyway. 555's
No!!! Not another Spell!!!! Still... 5-5-5
DKTOS, but none of this is a lie, unfortunately. 5s
Here is a truth expressed: Barry X 1,000 < McClellan. [Notice, useless idiot Barry, that you don't even know how to spell your intellectual and moral superior's name.]
Lurker commenting on who is an intellectual and moral superior is like Barry Bonds accusing someone of using steroids.
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