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Song Parodies -> "Loathsome BankAmerica 2"

Original Song Title:

"Only In America"

Original Performer:

Jay and the Americans

Parody Song Title:

"Loathsome BankAmerica 2"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Loathsome BankAmerica—
Can they’ll pry, then ram it there;
They’ll make you a pauper while they fellate billionaires.

Loathsome BankAmerica
Will steal from you every cent.
Take away the house in which you once were resident.

Loathsome BankAmerica—
Scamming opportunities, yeah,
Are these assholes’ world, crime rules. . .galling importunities.

Loathsome BankAmerica—
Their officers live like Czars
As they diamonds schlep across sidewalks made of gold bars.

Loathsome BankAmerica—
All their scheming did come true;
They’re rolling in money, leaving nothing for me and for you.

Loathsome BankAmerica’s
Scamming opportunities, yeah,
Are these assholes’ world, crime rules. . .suck your blood like Lugosi.

Loathsome BankAmerica (poor you will be),
Loathsome BankAmerica (grotesque BankAmerica),
Loathsome BankAmerica (broken BankAmerica),
Loathsome BankAmerica (whorish BankAmerica),
Bloated BankAmerica.
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Rob Arndt - June 23, 2011 - Report this comment
God, this brings back painful memories when my mom used BofA when we were growing up. They used to call at home over using red ink on a check and not writing out the amount the proper way!!! I NEVER joined them. My PITA was Wells Fargo!!! Now I bank with Chase- you know the guys that broke the WW2 Trading with the Enemy Act and who have a circular Swastika as their symbol ;-D THEY really know their member service and address me as Herr Oberst like every bank should!!! 555 for this gem!!!
Patrick - June 23, 2011 - Report this comment
Now tell me how you really feel about Bank of America. I've had an account there for years. When I first opened it 40 years ago, it was under a different bank. For a while the bank kept changing owners faster than I could use up a box of checks. I'll have to look up that swastika, Herr Oberst.
John Barry - June 23, 2011 - Report this comment
I'm currently with the thieves at Chase, who bought out the thieves at Washington Mutual after said thieves acquired and ruined Great Western. My mortgage is with the thieves at BoA after they acquired the thieving Countrywide. Thanks, BTW, Rob, Patrick.
MadameDeTokerville - June 27, 2011 - Report this comment
Captain Jack, call 1-800-CreditUnion; I only 'deal' with C-unions ! . . . PS: I just couldn't believe that any US citizen would ever bank at a place called ~WaMoo~ ! ? !

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