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Song Parodies -> "Cheers if 7"

Original Song Title:

"Tears in Heaven"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Cheers if 7"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

There’s a throw, my game—
I’m in awe if there’s 7.
Also if it came,
I’d be awed by 11.
My toss is strong. . .don’t tarry long.
I will crow, as will the throng. . .
Cheers if 7.

Cubes roll from my hand. . .
Pray to God it’s a 7.
Loaded bones are banned,
Ones that always show 7.
And so I pray that when they lay
On the table, they’re this way. . .
Peer at 7.

Dice can bring you down,
Dice can be crappy,
Dice can break your heart,
Snake eyes you should see
Or 12 see.

Above the floor
They’re keepin’ score;
Over camera views they pore,
Fearin’ 7.

So I throw; my game
Gives reward for a 7.
Also if it came,
A reward for 11.
My toss is strong; it carries wrong,
And I moan, as does the throng. . .
Geared for 7.

’cause the bones show 2—so wrong!
Tears. . .no 7.

I must go. . .blown dough. . .so long.
Here’s the exit.

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Old Man Ribber - May 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Craps...minus the crap! JAB is the King of High Rollers. ;D
DivaLasVegas - May 18, 2010 - Report this comment
. . . " when myCowboy clicks his spurs, I do the ~ RENO ~ That's in Nevada, not HisPanola." PirateJack, do hope that you & MrsJacques are enjoying the "HighCountry" !
Fiddlegirl - May 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Damon Runyon would be proud, Sir! :) $555 in winnings.

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