All that's broken is mended easily,
Such as night lights; you needn't use glue.
Don't worry if the mend is not a tight fit,
Here's all you have got to do:

Say you damaged your coffee creamer
(Dropped it hard on the ground),
And the spout's disarranged
(The broken piece is found).
Take that piece and then place it
On firm, the spout; in turn the spout's
Returned to whence it came.

You'll think of a fowl flyway
With the cute design.
Tape it, dude, to fix it, every time.

That design is a cute little ducky,
Who's an eponym for this tape kind.
Something falls, mend the pieces, no sorrow--
This tape's meant to bind.

All your busted things, you can keep 'em
(How they look, you don't care).
For that foot-kicked-in door
(Expeditious repair).
There's nothing you can't be seamin',
Like that trunk that's cracked, that bunk that's cracked,
That drum that's cracked, and more.

You fouled up on the highway,
Hit pole with "yield" sign.
Tape it, dude, to fix it, bumper's fine.

Tape it, dude, to fix it,
Tape it, dude, to fix it,
Tape it; that'll fix it, every time.