Song Parodies -> Shmooze Copulator
| Original Song Title: | "Smooth Operator" |
| Original Performer: | Sade |
| Parody Song Title: | "Shmooze Copulator" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
She's yakking, phone-sex lover girl.
Her client's playing with his part,
Paying high rate to dick-dilate.
She loves merely with language:
Words like "tight" and "juicy site," are her reply;
Lexicon helps him not fall.
"Treat you right, loverboy,"
She coos with a face as complacent as a tame, coddled koi.
"Clitty likes your bigness spike;
I get higher, sweetheart, desire your mighty pike
In place! I'm virgin, sir; your severing dart
Has rent skin scrim; I'm cleft by lance
You place where your spending's prepared to embark."
That is her task:
She's a shmooze copulator,
Shmooze copulator,
Shmooze copulator,
Shmooze copulator.
Prose she'll pose in a let's-shag argot to get males
Randy and coarse; her mouth moves keened lingo; love she wails.
"Place on face my clam-like space
Then shag my box and dunk your rocks;
I'll clean your mace."
The licentious lug's instrument's on hold;
It pelts walls from manly squeeze; then like a bull polled,
His horn recedes, dangles; but her part was poled. . . .
Phone phantasm.
She's a shmooze copulator,
Shmooze copulator,
Shmooze copulator,
Shmooze copulator.
Prose she'll pose in a wet-chick argot to set male
Handles to north; Bell South moves keened argot of love for sale.
Shmooze copulator,
Shmooze copulator,
Shmooze copulator,
Shmooze copulator.
Her client's playing with his part,
Paying high rate to dick-dilate.
She loves merely with language:
Words like "tight" and "juicy site," are her reply;
Lexicon helps him not fall.
"Treat you right, loverboy,"
She coos with a face as complacent as a tame, coddled koi.
"Clitty likes your bigness spike;
I get higher, sweetheart, desire your mighty pike
In place! I'm virgin, sir; your severing dart
Has rent skin scrim; I'm cleft by lance
You place where your spending's prepared to embark."
That is her task:
She's a shmooze copulator,
Shmooze copulator,
Shmooze copulator,
Shmooze copulator.
Prose she'll pose in a let's-shag argot to get males
Randy and coarse; her mouth moves keened lingo; love she wails.
"Place on face my clam-like space
Then shag my box and dunk your rocks;
I'll clean your mace."
The licentious lug's instrument's on hold;
It pelts walls from manly squeeze; then like a bull polled,
His horn recedes, dangles; but her part was poled. . . .
Phone phantasm.
She's a shmooze copulator,
Shmooze copulator,
Shmooze copulator,
Shmooze copulator.
Prose she'll pose in a wet-chick argot to set male
Handles to north; Bell South moves keened argot of love for sale.
Shmooze copulator,
Shmooze copulator,
Shmooze copulator,
Shmooze copulator.
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Uh... uh... um... I'm sorry, I was thinking about Sade. Now, where was I? Oh yeah, this parody. I was imagining Maya Rudolph impersonating Sade on "Saturday Night Live," singing this. In that fantasy, it worked very well. Nothing shoddy about it at all. Last night, I saw a poll that had the OS' "Coast to coast, L.A. to Chicago" as "the worst lyric ever." I've often wondered about that. Well, as far as I'm concerned, Sade can have whatever geography she wants. After all, she's a singer, not the President. Or, in her case, the Prime Minister. But she can be queen as far as I'm concerned.
"clitty likes your bigness spike"....lol.....
A nitty gritty clever ditty
I thought this was kinda funny! You deserve a perfect 5 across the board.
Fabulously naughty, JAB! (And I AM using two hands to type this...) 555
Wow, John, you get away with far more than I do...lol great tune
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