Well, she fascistly leans,
And she nasally prates.
Whenever dreck she keens
Could break vitreous plates.

Yes, she's a hag,
A crock flows when she talks.
She's a seventeenth century pox,
She's a seventeenth century pox.

I fear her, smear her with a jeer that mocks.
She's a seventeenth century pox, oh yeah.

A wet dream of fools
From this lady emanates
Wants no minds in schools
Just heaven-sent dictates.
And when she whines,
It's alimentary schlock.

'cause she's a seventeenth century pox,
She's a seventeenth century pox.

Got a girl's knocked up.
Sh!t!! Tried abstinence talks.

She's a seventeenth century pox, oh yeah,
Seventeenth century pox, oh yeah,
Seventeenth century pox,
She's a seventeenth century pox.