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Song Parodies -> "Sawyer Stumped My Buddy"

Original Song Title:

"Laywers, Guns, and Money"

Original Performer:

Warren Zevon

Parody Song Title:

"Sawyer Stumped My Buddy"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

They went down to the basement
to lathe a hunk of yew.
It started to go;
they turned on the bandsaw too.

As he ambled ’round the workshop,
he knew he took a risk.
That saw was really humming—
the blade’s movement was brisk.

He got too close by standing;
then came really back luck:
His gam got stuck in the wrong place,
and soon the blade had struck.
You wanna talk bad luck?!
The poor guy was then f*cked.

Now he’s lying in hospital
as a one-legged man.
That sawyer stumped my buddy.
He’ll miffed be when he stands!

That sawyer just feels cruddy;
That sawyer stumped my buddy.

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