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Song Parodies -> "Crimea's Shivver"

Original Song Title:

"Cry Me a River"

Original Performer:

Ella Fitzgerald

Parody Song Title:

"Crimea's Shivver"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Thanks to Leough for the idea.
Clown was feeling lonely for the Old Soviet U.
Bell[igerent], Crimea’s shivver, Crimea’s shivver:
Guy’ll slice the country starts with U.

Clown is causing worry inside the EU.
He’s Crimea’s shivver, Crimea’s shivver.
Guy’s knife recently Georgia slew.

KGB—ex-KGB—made people dead,
while he never shed a tear.
Remembers, he, and rebuilds Empire Red.
His gov is authoritarian,
democracy contrarian.

Clowns on way, today to thugg’ry—
he and his butt-ugly crew.
Thug spawn, they’re Crimea’s shivver, Crimea shivers—
guys’ knives are ripping up the U.

KBG, the KBG was never dead;
keeps people in dread and fear.
Dismembered? Nix, never. Lies we were fed—
his gov is authoritarian,
a dossier librarian.

Clowns on way, today to bugg’ry—
they’re readying to butt-root
and cornhole Crimea’s sphincter, Crimea’s sphincter:
guys’ ply it, stick it up the chute.

Either dildo or cock is going past the puckered red;
goons will be the rippers of rears. To the woodshed
need go the Crimea shivver, Vladie.
Ply sanctions to Crimea’s shivver
The Red Tide won’t subside
unless the vile shivver is made blue
by money moves ripping his crew.

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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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Leough - March 04, 2014 - Report this comment
555 - I knew you could do it! Way to go! Thanks! (Saved me a whole bunch of time)
littleHoNyet - March 04, 2014 - Report this comment
Sir, I do realize the seriousness of these threats from razPutin, but oh why is this iRon-curtain subject matter so humorous? ? Is it the ~Boris/Tonya~ factor ??
John Barry - March 04, 2014 - Report this comment
Spasibo, Leough.
LittleHo, where have you been?

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