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Song Parodies -> "He Was a Shelley Goon"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"He Was a Shelley Goon"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

He was a Shelley goon
Of Frankenstein.

They said, "Doc, stop the things you do
With your knifin',
Creatin' life, 'n'
That crazed Igor bandit
Is runnin' around,
Stealin' brain of 'Abby,'
Then it lands inside the monster's crown."

Can't get that Mel B. goon
To toe the line,
Dance time.

He'd love to
Do soft shoe
But the g'loot's
Heavy boots thunder down.
Audience blares
Their cruel mockery--
He rapes the town.

"Speak clearly,"
Herr Doktor yells, voice booms:
"That's 'shteen, not 'shtein!'"

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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alvin - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment
ah, you KNOW i'm a sucker for frankie parodies
John Barry - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin.
Johnny D - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Look out, Malc -- JB's comin' after you with parodies of this OS! LOL!
Michael Pacholek - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment
The fives are going to Boyle over.
MrMacphisto - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm glad you dug this one up. It gave me quite a charge.

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