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Song Parodies -> "Bagels I Have Spurned for Pie"

Original Song Title:

"Angels I Have Heard on High"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Bagels I Have Spurned for Pie"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Bagels I have spurned for pie
’cause they’re relatively plain.
There’s a mound before my eye.
I will gorge and not abstain.

Glo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-orious.
It’s so swell to eat, so
glo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-orious.
It’s so swell I’ll eat some mo’.

This one’s cherries jubilee;
the flavor is sweet and strong.
Next it’s chocolate mousse for me.
I have so much; it’s so wrong.

Glo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-orious.
It’s so swell to eat, though
gor-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-orging does
make me swell peso netto.

Got a baking yen in me,
so girth burgeon’s amazing.
Too heavy to bend my knees
’cept to get oven blazing.

For-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-ornaio:
It’s a swelt’ring heat. Whoa!
Scor-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-orched, I roast
Big-gent swelled up man teats. Oh!!

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annimal - December 21, 2016 - Report this comment
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Patrick - December 21, 2016 - Report this comment
Hail to the last of the great AIR word-play artists. You capture the sensation that drives us all to over-indulge this time of year and the sometimes unpleasant consequences. Merry Christmas and a Resolution New Year.

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