Johnny Ensign, Johnny Ensign,
Resignation grandee.

Johnny Ensign had a lover,
And he showered his love with kisses.
Johnny had a problem, though. . .not his missus.
Johnny Ensign had his parents
Make a payoff to his lover’s guy,
And then he put their callow
Kid on the payroll—pay high.

Guy was havin’
Everything go his way,
But now the committee—
Even that crew can see—
That this fella is such a reprobate,
They’d have to seal his fate;
To quit, he didn’t wait.

So, Johnny’s endin’
His shtik, done in
By lechery and stupidity.
Lack of ethics doom him, even he
Was able to see:
He had had it;
From his marriage he’d strayed
Down on the Street named C,
There with his Family
That had fellas
Such as Sanford, his mate;
They’d both prevaricate
And bimbo-fornicate.

Now Johnny Ensign’s gonna cut his
Losses and leave Washington, D.C.
Before he can get hauled up in front of the committee.

Johnny Ensign, Johnny Ensign, Johnny Ensign,
He’s a lecher who’ll flee.